Cold Traffic Funnel Agency

In 14 Days, We'll Install Our Funnels and CRO System Into Your Brand To Lower Your CAC.

Custom advertorials, listicles, and quiz funnels built specifically for cold traffic so you can scale paid ads profitably.

14 days
Kickoff to live funnels
3 funnels
Custom-built per engagement
30 days
Performance proof window

You're sending cold traffic to pages built for people who already trust you.

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Wasted Ad Spend

Cold traffic bounces off product pages because they clicked from curiosity, not conviction. Your PDP was built for retargeting.

30–50%

of ad spend wasted on non-converting cold traffic

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Wrong Landing Experience

Cold traffic needs education, objection handling, and trust-building before they'll buy. A product page skips all of that.

Generic

pages treat all traffic the same

Agencies Take Forever

Traditional agencies spend 60–90 days in strategy and onboarding. By the time they deliver, your ad creative is fatigued.

60–90 days

typical agency delivery timeline

A pre-sell layer that does the convincing your product page can't.

We build full funnel pages — using your customers' real language — that educate, handle objections, and build trust before the pitch.

Cold Traffic
Pre-Sell Funnel
Warm Buyer
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Advertorial

Editorial-style content that sells through story

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Listicle

Comparison-driven pages that position your product as #1

Quiz Funnel

Personalized paths that qualify and convert

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Sales Page

Long-form direct response optimized for cold

"Show me case studies" — Let us show you something better.

We don't just talk about funnels; we build them. Explore these interactive mockups we've built for brands in the health/wellness space.

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Advertorial

Beam: The Harvard Sleep Compound

"The compound Harvard sleep researchers are quietly excited about." A high-authority editorial bridge.

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Listicle

Sandland: 5 Sleep Supplements Ranked

"5 sleep supplements ranked by a pharmacist." Comparison-driven positioning that builds instant trust.

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Quiz Funnel

Recess: What's Keeping You Awake?

A personalized path that identifies the user's specific problem before recommending the solution.

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The S.P.E.E.D. Methodology

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Scout: Mine the real language

We pull 200+ reviews from Amazon, Reddit, and competitor ad comments. We extract the phrases customers actually use — not marketing-speak.

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Profile: Map the belief gaps

We identify the core objections cold traffic has (e.g., "melatonin didn't work for me") and build copy that addresses each one before the pitch.

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Engineer: Build 3 custom funnels

We build 3 distinct angles (Advertorial, Listicle, Quiz) natively in Shopify. No page builders. Mobile-first. High performance.

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Execute: Ship in 14 days

All funnels delivered with a Hook Pack (5–10 ad variations per angle). UTMs and pixel events configured. Ready to launch.

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Deliver: 30-day proof window

Run head-to-head against your control. We manage the testing, report biweekly, and iterate on the winners to lower your CAC.

Beat your control in 30 days — or we rebuild free.

Run our funnels head-to-head against your current setup. If we don't beat your control KPI (CPA or LP CVR) within the 30-day testing window, we rebuild the highest-traffic funnel at no extra charge.

Requires $3K min ad spend · 100 sessions + 15 purchases min data · Funnels run alongside existing control

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